Monday, 19 November 2012

Lorem Loose Women

 Someone who had less to do with their time than me transcribed a Loose Women interview with Zac Hanson, One Python script later and tah-dah... Loose Women Ipsum* (it's not truly Loose Women random cos most of it's about Zac ), here's five paragraphs but it'll churn out as many as you want...

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PS: I REALLY need a job/drugs/girlfriend!!

* Lorem Ipsum for dummies


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